||[Jul. 31st, 2005|12:12 am]
Ok, I'm loaded right now, and that's fair enough.|
But, this is a drunken_stories right, heavy on the stories?
So, why, oh why, does everyone post "oh, I did this, and we drank that, and I was so drunk, LOLOLOLOL"?
That's not a story. Post a STORY!!
I tried to write a few, and I gotta get to a few more, but, guys, stretch your legs, a little. Embellish. Shit, Lie for all I care, but tell STORY, rather than this AOL crap that seems to pass for real life.
Please. I want to hear your stories. I give you mine, give me some of yours. Tell me your stories, make me CARE about them.
No 'fense. I've been sitting on the end of a dock for 14 hours, and I've drunk 22 beers. Do the math. But, really, tell me a FUCKING STORY, not this "I did, and they did" bull.
Stories. Tell a tale, shame the devil.