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dRunK [Jan. 23rd, 2005|01:26 pm]
Drunken Stories

maelel
[Current Mood |drunkick. . .]
[Current Music |Tegan and Sara]





sOmeBody pUked iN mY heAtiNg veNt. . . *gAg*


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(no subject) [Jan. 22nd, 2005|08:39 pm]
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xskittlezx
[Current Mood |sicksick]
[Current Music |nirvana]

thursday night, i was drinking at a friend's house. his little brother, and brother's friend were there too. the four of us ended up trashed and dancing around, belting out spice girl songs at the top of our lungs. one person ended up completely naked, and the rest of us in stages of. also, my friend's little brother decided he was a seal, so he layed on the floor saying he was a seal, and making the sounds he thought a seal would make. it was great!
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(no subject) [Jan. 22nd, 2005|02:06 pm]
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rollinsgirl
I'm the drunken fool who was trying to cook up some veggie burgers for my friend and I at 5:30 in the AM. So I have the spatula in my hand, and I proceed to run full speed into the wall, bounce off, and fall to the floor! My friend was laughing so hard at me she couldn't even fuckin help me up! HAHAHAHHAA!!!
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(no subject) [Jan. 18th, 2005|05:50 pm]
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rollinsgirl
highlights of a drunken weekend: I was actually drinking Jack Daniels straight from the bottle (one of those HUGE jug bottles), my friend had a tupperware bucket full of vodka that she was drinking, i told the DJ that i was horny 24 hours a day so he offered to take me out to the bushes, I ended up making out with an ex boyfriend, serving stolen champagne to an entire party full of people, almost drove to the Hollywood sign to watch the sun come up, but decided we were wayyyyy too drunk to be driving, got home at 6 am only to scream like a fool and wake up my poor roommate. All in all a good time

I had to make it highlight because A)its much too long of a story and B) there is some wayyy crazy stuff that I'm not sure i should post on the internet hahahha!
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(no subject) [Jan. 18th, 2005|02:29 pm]
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bombshellvixen
Got way way way fucked up this weekend. My face still hurts. The bruises arn't gone yet.
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New Years Drunken Story [Jan. 2nd, 2005|03:36 am]
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ovaleriao
[Current Mood |predatorypredatory]
[Current Music |Serial Daters VH1]

After New Years everyone should be posting but I suppose I'm special cuz I'm the first. Haha. So this was a momentous event cuz my JPO let me out for the whooolleee night and I deffinetly took advantage of it. A couple of my friends and I went to a house party by UCF, we didn't know ANYONE there, well one of my boys knew everyone lol it was his friend's house, so the rest of us just made our own fun. There was a trash can full of hunch punch with a faucet pump ((how ingenous!!!)), 2 kegs, hundreds of delicious jello shots and numerous bottles of liquor... That set the mood for the evening. Since we didn't know anyone, and everyone was sober ((lol key word)) no one felt like mingling... but after a couple of drinks... no one wanted to mingle.. just chill on the "LOVE COUCH". Haha for some unthinkable reason hanging out on the couch with the same 4 people I came with and making out with all of them and ignoring everyone else was the best idea ever. I swear we are the only action that any of us get! There were girl on girl kisses, boy on boy, three ways..and a couple of somewhat affectionate ones * I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED <3 *. It was so much fun, we were the ºhoe bagzº of the house.. haha. I KNOW EVERYONE WAS JEALOUS!!! I dunno but during this couch sit, I got more punch spilled on me than I drank and after we got up everyone was sooo much more friendlier..((they were just trying to get a lil summin' summin' I'm sure heh)). When the ball dropped it was time to whore it fereal! My friend Krista and I deffinetly stole everyone's attention for a good 5 minutes, she was my New Years Kisss :* and then everyone else followed right long including some cutie I was making eyes with all night! Muah! Gotta love the ~DrUnKeN LiP wHOrEs~ Then it was time to take the party on the road... that's when things got UGLY!!! NO ONE SHOULD EVER DRIVE DRNK.. we almost hit a wall on the way to our friend's house. That should have been a sign not to go there.. but ohhh well drunken mess on the road lead to a real mess at the house!!! Jessica's mean raging alcoholic mom was there and started a fight with me! Let's put it this way I ended up sitting in a 2 inch mud puddle and really enjoying it! Gave the term "mud bath" a whole new meaning! This 40 something year old lady TACKLED me in there... haha hide your daughters Jessica's mom is on the loose! To lessen the tension after that drama went down, we got our drink on again back at Joel's appartment and I ended up in the shower in my bra, panties, and socks with a naked Tommy and Joel.. who thought it was soooo funny to pee on me!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Alcohol causes you to do some interesting/weird things.. like my sudden urge to shave Joel's ass while pounding back a couple more beers... ALCOHOL..one word explanation for colorful events.. By last night's turn outs I have a feeling this is going to be an .:.InTeReStInG.:. year!!! Happy New Years Everyone! xOx MuaH xOx
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hola [Dec. 22nd, 2004|03:10 pm]
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onlyredlipstick
[Current Mood |chipperchipper]

I don't really have a good story at the moment cuz my most recent alcohol related incidents end up with me blacking out or forgetting anything funny, so I thought I'd show you guys this rad website dedicated to tv/movie drinking games!

drinking games woo hoo!


MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
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(no subject) [Dec. 3rd, 2004|02:18 pm]
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bombshellvixen

Okay well here is an amusing story. Its probably only amusing because I was there and drunk but hey it works. Basicly I had a kick ass day hanging with friends. We went to dinner at one of our favorite pubs. After dinner we went out on the pourch and started drinking- a lot. Before dinner my mom had given me this gel ring that was like squishy. It had a "disco" type light in it that flashed. All threw dinner my guy friends were HIGHLY amused by it. After dinner they ran around with it on the pourch and it wound up in someones drink. Let me tell you, if you drink a drink and there is a flashing light in it and your drunk, IT IS SO DAMN TRIPPY. I was highly amused. Then we started sucking beer off of it... umm that was my idea but now, being a sober mind I'm not so sure I'd admit to it ecspeacialy now that i think of all the places it wound up that night. I had bass, guiness, jack and coke, and vodka and cranberry juice (my personal favorite) I think i had some rolling rock...but i cant be sure honestly. I bounced around all night and now that I try to write this story I realize i dont really have much to write because it isnt a story... its a god damn giant blur of booze and and friends. But thats the best. And then later i tried to go to my car with a friend, only we got lost as shit. Well he aparntly wasnt lost but i was and i had to find my car. Yay for drunken confusion. Yea sorry this was such a sucky story. In my mind it plays out as a story, but now i realize it was a giant blur. Damnit, oh well it will come back to me in a few months as always! But try drinking with a flashing light in your booze! But its gotta be a really fast light, like a mini strobe light.

Drink on!

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My Birthday [Nov. 30th, 2004|06:12 pm]
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angelguyrick
[Current Music |96 Quite Bitter Beings - CKY]

I live on Okinawa, Japan. Japanese folks love alcohols that fuck Americans up. It was my birthday and I was going Japanese alcohol tasting.

My buddies and I took off for the notorious Gate 2 Street, a place full of endless stretches of bars and "gentlemen's clubs". Old ladies, or Mamasans as they're sometimes called, sit on benches outside of clubs to drag you inside to meet female company. We skillfully dodge these places and head for the bars.

I drank beers and took shots of all things oriental, having a great time. A few hours into the adventure I remember taking several double shots of Habu Sake and starting to feel a bit queezy. I told my buddies I was going out for a walk to get some air.

I was minding my own business, trying to subdue my persistant gagging, when an evil Mamasan grabbed me by the arm and tried to drag me in to her bar.

"No no, please leave me alone." I said politely. The sudden excitement stirred up my stomach, and I knew I was going to lose it. "Okay mama, you need to let me go right fuckin now."

She wouldn't let my drunk ass go, so I tossed it all over her. Yeah, she let go pretty fast then. I leapt for the gutter and tripped over one of their stupid benches. My feet got twisted up so somehow I was half laying down, half upside down, spewing into this gutter.

I don't remember anything else, but as the story goes my friends found me 15 minutes later, fast asleep.

Wooooo! Happy Birthday!
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The following takes place July 25th 2004 [Nov. 27th, 2004|06:27 pm]
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starfate22
[Current Mood |chipperchipper]
[Current Music |Billy Boyd]

Ra and I got to Oakfield around 4ish. We called Ralph but he wasn't there. We drove around, and then stopped over at Ra's to drink a couple smirnoffs. We walked over to Santino's and talked to Ralph about the party. Ok so here we go YOU GUYS READY TO HEAR ABOUT COMPLETE FUCKING RANDOMNESS? GET THIS...........

We picked up Candy. My girl!!! The three of us drove around for 20 minutes trying to find this party. Then we realized it wasn't on maple st, but maple rd. We drove down to oakfield alabama and down 10 miles when we came to this house. Huge fucking house about 90 cars parked everywhere. Ra and Candy weren't sure if this was the right place "Jen get out and check it out". So I did. I walked around for 20 seconds before this little girl comes up to me... "Come jump on the moon bounce with me". So I did. A little tipsy, I jumped with a group of little kids before these guys and their girls in their late 20's early 30's came up to me cheering me on. "Girl jumping on trampolines" They started screaming at me. I introduced myself to everyone there and then excused myself. I ran back to the car which was parked in a field down the road "Get out of the car were fucking staying" I screamed at the girls. The three of us walked back into this awesome party, where everyone was hammered beyond belief. The three of us started chuging as much shit as we could find. Then the funniest thing happened. This guy came up to us. "I know you guys from somewhere". It was Ra's brothers best friend. Ra was so fucking scared because #1 were underage and #2 ra's bro would kill her. Everyone convinced us it was cool. We mingled around for a while, talking to fucking I'm not kidding over 300 people. I was shaking hands and giving hugs left and right. Ra was being harrassed by the boys that work with her brother. They then remembered me.... "Oh shit I know you. We were working on nates (ra's brother) house and there you came up with a short skirt on and asked to borrow paper towel...damn girl, you and your tits stopped us working for a good hour". I laughed so fucking hard..Riiigggght. Honestly I'm starting to like my breasts now. I was complimented on them at least 20 times. It was cool though, no one's ass I had to kick...(Yet). Ra and Candy and I were bouncing on the moon. Falling everywhere. Talking to Ra's brothers coworkers and their wives about funny shit that made no sense what so ever. This random guy asked if I could give him a ride home. Yeah....definitly said no. We were all getting hoots and hollars all night long. We sat on the grass and chilled on. Sipped on our shit, and laughed about the randomness that was going on. Everyone was walking up to us introducing themselves. We all talked about where we were from. Everyone knows everyone. People from oakfield were naming people from Rochester that they chill with. Fucking hysterical! This boy that hooked up with Ra knew all of Ra's old boyfriends (more on that later). Candy was busy talking about how her tits are made from potatos. I was laughing falling all over my girls, Ra was busy asking to ride this giant blow up penis thing. We all wanted to ride the fourwheelers but were afraid cause the people who were driving were extremly drunk THIS GUY WAS POPPING WHEELIES ON A LAWN MOWER! We got yelled at for going into this house. Funny shit man! There is so much to write about God Damn! I HAD THE MOST AWESOME WEEKEND. Ra and I and Candy were walking around when we met these two guys. Chris, and Rob. A couple nascar freaks from the area that were completely fun. We shot the shit with them, and they came with us to drop off candy because she had to be home by 12. I just realized something ....let's just say something happened in my car..... Fucking drunks! lol I loved it. I was cheering it on lol. I was commented on my lovely driving skills wooooo. We went back to the party and just hung out there. We drank, and drank and drank. Ra ran into a parked car, we peed in cornfields, sat by a bonfire talking with this kid derek, and making fun of this guy who was trying to get some ass. He did though *Dances*. Rob and I needed to hook Ra up. So we did. Rob's friend Chris and Ra got it on pretty much. They were all over eachother all fucking night. Well, I was on Ra all night too. I MADE OUT WITH MY TWO GIRLFRIENDS! We were laying all over eachother, I was making out with rachel and candy earlier on in the night. By the end of the night it was 5 in the morning and Rob and I were walking about talking to Bruce (Rob's cousin) and Jen (Bruce's girlfriend) so Ra and Chris could be alone. Hehehehe I fucking love it! Rob, Chris, Ra, and I ended up going over to the "Flying J" A restaurant in oakfield. As soon as we walked in, 20 drunk men and women started screaming "WOOO WE FUCKING LOVE YOU, WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN? YOU GUYS ARE HOTT". Blah blah blah. Ra and I bowed, I'm not sure what the boys did. It was fucking insane. We sat in the smokers section so rob, chris, and ra could smoke their shit. I kind of sat there and stuffed my fat fucking face. I was so hungry!!!!!!!! We all sat around for a good hour talking about life, and upcoming times to party again. So after that we all hung out for a while longer, said goodbye, and went fucking home to Ra's house where I slept till 12 in the afternoon, went to dunkie do's, developed film, talked to li li, lala, and li li's tony, ate chicken bbq on a hill, laughed over the pictures that we fucking took from last night, and went to a concert in oakfield park.
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