|The following takes place July 25th 2004
||[Nov. 27th, 2004|06:27 pm]
Ra and I got to Oakfield around 4ish. We called Ralph but he wasn't there. We drove around, and then stopped over at Ra's to drink a couple smirnoffs. We walked over to Santino's and talked to Ralph about the party. Ok so here we go YOU GUYS READY TO HEAR ABOUT COMPLETE FUCKING RANDOMNESS? GET THIS...........
We picked up Candy. My girl!!! The three of us drove around for 20 minutes trying to find this party. Then we realized it wasn't on maple st, but maple rd. We drove down to oakfield alabama and down 10 miles when we came to this house. Huge fucking house about 90 cars parked everywhere. Ra and Candy weren't sure if this was the right place "Jen get out and check it out". So I did. I walked around for 20 seconds before this little girl comes up to me... "Come jump on the moon bounce with me". So I did. A little tipsy, I jumped with a group of little kids before these guys and their girls in their late 20's early 30's came up to me cheering me on. "Girl jumping on trampolines" They started screaming at me. I introduced myself to everyone there and then excused myself. I ran back to the car which was parked in a field down the road "Get out of the car were fucking staying" I screamed at the girls. The three of us walked back into this awesome party, where everyone was hammered beyond belief. The three of us started chuging as much shit as we could find. Then the funniest thing happened. This guy came up to us. "I know you guys from somewhere". It was Ra's brothers best friend. Ra was so fucking scared because #1 were underage and #2 ra's bro would kill her. Everyone convinced us it was cool. We mingled around for a while, talking to fucking I'm not kidding over 300 people. I was shaking hands and giving hugs left and right. Ra was being harrassed by the boys that work with her brother. They then remembered me.... "Oh shit I know you. We were working on nates (ra's brother) house and there you came up with a short skirt on and asked to borrow paper towel...damn girl, you and your tits stopped us working for a good hour". I laughed so fucking hard..Riiigggght. Honestly I'm starting to like my breasts now. I was complimented on them at least 20 times. It was cool though, no one's ass I had to kick...(Yet). Ra and Candy and I were bouncing on the moon. Falling everywhere. Talking to Ra's brothers coworkers and their wives about funny shit that made no sense what so ever. This random guy asked if I could give him a ride home. Yeah....definitly said no. We were all getting hoots and hollars all night long. We sat on the grass and chilled on. Sipped on our shit, and laughed about the randomness that was going on. Everyone was walking up to us introducing themselves. We all talked about where we were from. Everyone knows everyone. People from oakfield were naming people from Rochester that they chill with. Fucking hysterical! This boy that hooked up with Ra knew all of Ra's old boyfriends (more on that later). Candy was busy talking about how her tits are made from potatos. I was laughing falling all over my girls, Ra was busy asking to ride this giant blow up penis thing. We all wanted to ride the fourwheelers but were afraid cause the people who were driving were extremly drunk THIS GUY WAS POPPING WHEELIES ON A LAWN MOWER! We got yelled at for going into this house. Funny shit man! There is so much to write about God Damn! I HAD THE MOST AWESOME WEEKEND. Ra and I and Candy were walking around when we met these two guys. Chris, and Rob. A couple nascar freaks from the area that were completely fun. We shot the shit with them, and they came with us to drop off candy because she had to be home by 12. I just realized something ....let's just say something happened in my car..... Fucking drunks! lol I loved it. I was cheering it on lol. I was commented on my lovely driving skills wooooo. We went back to the party and just hung out there. We drank, and drank and drank. Ra ran into a parked car, we peed in cornfields, sat by a bonfire talking with this kid derek, and making fun of this guy who was trying to get some ass. He did though *Dances*. Rob and I needed to hook Ra up. So we did. Rob's friend Chris and Ra got it on pretty much. They were all over eachother all fucking night. Well, I was on Ra all night too. I MADE OUT WITH MY TWO GIRLFRIENDS! We were laying all over eachother, I was making out with rachel and candy earlier on in the night. By the end of the night it was 5 in the morning and Rob and I were walking about talking to Bruce (Rob's cousin) and Jen (Bruce's girlfriend) so Ra and Chris could be alone. Hehehehe I fucking love it! Rob, Chris, Ra, and I ended up going over to the "Flying J" A restaurant in oakfield. As soon as we walked in, 20 drunk men and women started screaming "WOOO WE FUCKING LOVE YOU, WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN? YOU GUYS ARE HOTT". Blah blah blah. Ra and I bowed, I'm not sure what the boys did. It was fucking insane. We sat in the smokers section so rob, chris, and ra could smoke their shit. I kind of sat there and stuffed my fat fucking face. I was so hungry!!!!!!!! We all sat around for a good hour talking about life, and upcoming times to party again. So after that we all hung out for a while longer, said goodbye, and went fucking home to Ra's house where I slept till 12 in the afternoon, went to dunkie do's, developed film, talked to li li, lala, and li li's tony, ate chicken bbq on a hill, laughed over the pictures that we fucking took from last night, and went to a concert in oakfield park.