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[Mar. 13th, 2005|06:47 pm]
Drunken Stories


Um I drank so much last night it wasnt even funny. I drank more than i ever had. How much was it? I couldnt tell you, i just kept borring more and more vodka into the redbull can, it made me feel like less of an alcoholic lol. Um I think i was fully soberified at 2 this afternoon. here is a funny quote about last night from my friends journal:
"so yeah. came home. vix passed out. then woke up and puked in my bathroom. i was watching the poltergeist tripping out about it cause it was sooo fake looking but so crazy and i was soooo comfy and then she didnt come back from the bathroom for like 20 minutes. iwas like goddamnit. haha so i had to get out of my nice warm comfy bed and rescue her. yeah she had puked and then passed out on the toilet. hahaha. and she still looked hot. how does that happen?"

Hey that toilet was damn comfey lemme tell ya.
At one point she was standing in front of me, so i was like hey ill hit her so i hit her across the crotch, she screamed and slapped me in the face, and i fell over and thought it was the funniest fucking thing ever. I bet that hurt a lot. I got carried down the stairs a couple of times. I wonder who put my pants back on me for me.